quickweaves:

trashleytrashley:

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*

Amazing

bcteria:

everything is a lie
givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

microwavering:

why do pugs have so many rolls of skin?? what are they hiding in there

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

thecutestofthecute:

Dogs with butterflies ehe he heimage

Dogs with butterflies oho ho hoimage

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

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your mumma raised a rebellious one aye
seriously donut click it