kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

bootyfulbounty:

Yay for taking selfies instead of studying

bootyfulbounty:

Yay for taking selfies instead of studying

enemaroberts:


burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

magicul:

when someone screenshots your snapchat

image

phleps:

theirye’re* 

dboybaker:

the awakening

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

your mumma raised a rebellious one aye
seriously donut click it